veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

xmakina:

unicorndeathrace:

I dont know who made this but whoever you are, I love you.

The greatest mashup of our generation

youngstero:

imagine if you were married to the hulk you’d be like honey do you wanna watch the new episode of the nbc musical drama smash or do you wanna just go to bed and he’d be like “HULK SMASH!” and youd be like okay fine relax wheres the remote

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

look at how freaking cool my sport is (my teammates make an appearance at the very end!)

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place