i came here thinking i would be attacked but i’m honestly having such a good time right now

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

conductingbassclarinet:

baby: p-p-

mommy: pacifier? you want your pacifier?

baby: PHAAAAAAAAAAANTOOOOOOOM RRRRRRRREEEGIMENT

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

singithigh:

"To all the women who silently made history"